For Giggles

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On the Proper Procedural Necessities For Providing Informed Disclosure While Maintaining an Arbitrary Sense of Plausible Deniability: How Three Syllable Words, Overuse of Articles, and Unnecessarily Long Titles Create an Illusion of Intelligence Through the Generation of a Sense of Confusion in Those with Limited Vocabulary and Attention Spans

This is definitely not an advertisement for Chanel eye wear which we may or not be a dealer of, but if we were dealers we are definitely not advertising it on our website because it is against one of their many rules and regulations which we may or may not be aware of, but are always complicit with, although we do not concede nor do we admit to selling or being an authorized dealer on our website, even though you may have been redirected here from their website which may or may not have us listed as an authorized dealer. We are also definitely not in any way associated with the vigilante known as The Batman. This is just a public announcement of things. Nothing specific or pertaining to any one subject. Goat cheese can be made in three days, and is healthier than cow's cream cheese. The flavors in goat cheese depend highly on the goat's diet which varies from region to region and can include but is not limited to, certain species of grass, weeds, tomato paste cans and in rare, but not unheard of instances, the fecal matter of newborn Canadian beavers.

Dr. Polsinelli is definitely not The Batman.